Goth Wines · The Gothic Wine Review
Unwelcome to GothWines.com, the gothic wine review & information repository. Proceed at your own peril, for this world is dark and depressing. Regrettably, I will have many more gothic wines to share as my quest moves forward, and will write about them as I get thirsty. Which is frequent. My mission is to find the darkest, derelict, evil, and tasty gothic wines in the world. Please join my journey in to the dark alcoholism on my social networks.
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I’ve seen this vineyard around and have been wanting to give Chronic Cellars a trip around the tongue. Tonight I’ll be diving face first in to their Purple Paradise red blend. To be honest I drank the first 3/4 last night, so I’ll have to write quickly while I complete my mission. One glass doesn’t […]
Not sure what’s going on here, but we’re going to dive right in to this blood curdling harmonic double-neck guitar solo and see what happens. Welcome to this fine bottle of DEATH METAL RED, Vol 1. The mysterious rainbow unicorn must know things.. dark things.. metal things. Who are we to judge? I must find out […]
Mmmmm the Velvet Devil is a tasty wine indeed. I’m going to start by saying this is one of my favorites of all the goth wines. I’ve been drinking it for months now inbetween contenders and I keep coming back. It’s extremely easy to drink alone, and in quantity. It lives up to it’s name, […]
Black label, check. Black in the name, check. Full disclosure I’m partial to pinot noir, but that should be no surprise. This is a very unassuming bottle I found hiding on the cheap shelf of the Whole Foods (hint, look below your knees). Let’s see what happens when I drink the whole thing in under […]